Stimied.—Golfer. "Fore!"
Tinker. "What?" Golfer. "Get out of the way!"
Tinker. "What for?" Golfer. "I might hit you."
Tinker. "Thee'd best not, young man!"
Licensed Caddy. "Carry your clubs, sir?"
Jones (who has chartered a small boy at a cheap rate). "No, I've got a caddy."
Licensed Caddy. "Carry your caddy, sir?"