They are weeping in the playtime of the others,

While you're swiping from the tee.

Do you ask their grazing widows in their sorrow

Why their tears are falling so?

"Oh—yesterday—to-day again—to-morrow—

To the links you always go!

Your golf 'shop,'" they say, "is very dreary,

You speak of nothing else from week to week;

A really patient wife will grow a-weary

Of talk about a concentrated cleek."