Misfortunes no "recovery" can cure,
While others, even men who stand at plus,
Loudly ejaculate the frequent cuss.
An aged Anglo-Indian oft I see
Who waggles endlessly upon the tee,
Causing impatience of the fiercest kind
To speedy couples pressing from behind.
Familiar also is the red-haired Pat
Who plays in rain or shine without a hat,
And who, whenever things are out of joint,