As for Pat and the widdy—I will not be guessing
What he got—but I'll go bail 't wasn't a blessing!
Inductive.—Officer. "How's this, Murphy? The sergeant complains that you called him names!" Private Murphy. "Plaze, surr, I niver called him anny names at all. All I said was, 'Sergeant,' says I, 'some of us ought to be in a menagerie!!'"
