Irish Assurance.—The O'Mullygan (who has been assuring his life). "Hah! Another word, gintlemen! Oi hear a good deal about mercantile frauds and financial irrigularities, an' I've only this to say: if moy ixicutors have any bother in getting this paid, 'faith Oi'll ixterpate int-hirely the thin sitting board!—actuiry, sicretary, and ivery man jack iv ye! Make your mimorandum o' that, an' good day t'ye!!"
An Irish "Sequitur."—Traveller (they had already walked a mile from the station). "Hi, I say, porter, do you call this 'no way at all?' I thought Donnybrook Lodge was near the terminus." Pat. "Faix, I cannt say, sor, I was a follerin' o' you gintlemen!!"
The Wind to Please the Pigs.—Sow-sow west.