Station-master. "Ye'll catch it all over ye if ye don't get off the line mighty quick!"


A Regular Turk.—Adjutant. "Well, sergeant, how's your prisoner getting on?" Sergeant of the Guard. "Bedad, sor, he's the vi'lentest blaggyard I iver had to do wid! We're all in tirror iv our loives! Shure we're obliged to feed him wid fixed bay'nits!"


THE TALE OF A VOTE

Bedad, 'twas meself was as plaised as could be

When they tould me the vote had bin given to me.