"Deloighted!" ses he, "'tis meself that is glad,

For shure ye're desarvin' it, Rory, me lad.

An' how are ye goin' to use it?" ses he,

"Ye could scarcely do betther than give it to me."

Oi stared at the Colonel, amazed wid surprise.

"What! Give it away, sorr?—Me vote, sorr?" Oi cries

"D'ye think that Oi've waited ontil Oi am gray,

An' now Oi'm jist goin' to give it away?"

The Colonel he chuckled, an' "Rory," ses he.

But "No, sorr," Oi answers, "ye don't diddle me."