The Consequence of the Chair.—Chairman of the Home-Rule Meeting. "'The chair' will not dispute the point with Misther O'Pummel——" The O'Pummel. "'The chair' had betther not, onless he loikes to stip out, and take his coat off!!" [Confusion—exeunt fighting.
The Headless Man again.—Stock-jobber (to new Irish clerk, who is working out the Bull and Bear list). "Hullo, why do you write "B" against your results?"
Clerk. "Shure, sir, that's for "Bull," to distinguish them from "Bear.""
Very Irish Rendering of an Old Song.—"'Tis my daylight on a shiny night!"