If one must doi, why then, says Oi,
The landlord, he must go.
An Irish National School-Lesson.—
Master. Spell "Patriotism."
Scholar. P-a-t, "Pat;" r-i-o-t, "riot;" i-s-m "ism."
Master. Now spake it together.
Scholar. Pat-riot-ism.
Master. Ah, then, it's the good boy you are entirely.