If one must doi, why then, says Oi,

The landlord, he must go.


An Irish National School-Lesson.—

Master. Spell "Patriotism."

Scholar. P-a-t, "Pat;" r-i-o-t, "riot;" i-s-m "ism."

Master. Now spake it together.

Scholar. Pat-riot-ism.

Master. Ah, then, it's the good boy you are entirely.