The Colonel. "Mr. Moriarty, I received this morning a most offensive anonymous letter, and, from certain indications, I am compelled reluctantly to ask you if you know anything about it."
Moriarty. "An anonymous letter? Whoy, Oi'd scorn to put my name to such a thing."
QUITE ANOTHER THING
Paddy (the loser). "Arrah g'long! I said I'd lay you foive to wan, but I wasn't goin' to bet my ha'f-crown agin your tath'rin little sixpence!"
[Exeunt fighting.