"Pat" Junior (in answer to question by Saxon Tourist). "There's foive of us, yer honour, an' the baby."
Saxon. "And are you the eldest?"
"Pat" Junior. "I am, yer honour—at prisent!!"
Irish Groom. "Will ye send up two sacks of oats an' a bundle av hay."
Voice from Telephone. "Who for?"
Irish Groom. "The harse, av coorse, ye fool!"