Transposition.—Irish Sergeant. "Mark time! Change your stip, that man!" Recruit. "If ye plaze surr——" Sergeant. "Silence—an' fall out at oncet an' change your feet!"
REMINISCENCES OF HEDGE-FIRING
Itinerant Photographer (from under the cloth). "Will you keep quiet? How do you suppose——"
Subject (who is evading the focus). "Be jabers, man! will I sit still to be shot at?!!"