Irish Driver. "Yes, yer 'onner, it's a nasty bit o'road, it is, an' it's likely ye are to 'ave a fall out, if ye aren't drivin' careful!"
"Circumstantial."—Counsel for the Prisoner. "And you tell me, sir, you saw that blind, helpless fiddler kick the prosecutor on the head along with his other assailants?"
Witness. "I did, surr! In the thick o' the shindy, I seen the ould vagabone a-feelin' round an' round that honest poor man down on the flewer till he'd found a vacancy, whin he ups wid his fut an' lits fly, the divil's own shoe-full clane into the centre ov't!!!"