Irish Landlord (to his agent, who has been to London as a witness). "And did ye mix much in society, Murphy?"
Mr. Pat Murphy. "Mix is it? Faix I did that, every night of the whole time, and they said they'd niver tasted anything like it!"
"Whatever have you been doing with yourself, Murphy? You look all broken up!" "Well, yer 'anner, I wint to wan iv thim 'shtop-the-war' meetings lasht noight!"
IRISH PROVERBS
Every goose thinks his wife a duck.