A full list of "Previous Royal Visits to Ireland and other Countries" will be found in another column of some other paper.
Irish Chambermaid (indignantly, to gay Lothario who has tried to snatch a kiss and been foiled). "Ye dare! If it wasn't for soilin' me hands wid ye I'd kick ye downstairs!"
Dublin is the capital of the country, and is pronounced very much like the English word "doubling," with the final "g" omitted.
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