Life in Leitrim.—Saxon Angler. "Oh, but I can't try for a salmon. I haven't got a licence——" Native. "Is it a licence ye want to kill a fish? Shure ye might kill a man or two about here an' nobody'd say a word t' ye!"
Gentleman (to Irish ostler, who has brought out their horses). "That's my horse."
Ostler. "Yes, sorr, Oi know that; but Oi didn't know which of the two was the other gintleman's, sorr!"