The Quarterly Accounts.—Clerk. "Sorry to say, sir, there's a saddle we can't account for. Can't find out who it was sent to."

Employer. "Charge it on all the bills."


A LOVE SONG OF THE MONEY-MARKET

I will not ask thee to be mine,

Because I love thee far too well;

Ah! what I feel, who thus resign

All hope in life, no words can tell.

Only the dictate I obey