In truth a London fog's no sort of joke.

You rise by candle-light or gaslight, swearing

There never was a climate made like ours;

If rashly you go out to take an airing,

The soot-flakes come in black plutonian show'rs.

Your carriage wildly runs into another,

No matter though you go at walking pace;

You meet your dearest friend, or else your brother

And never know him, although face to face.

The hours run on, and night and day commingle,