Notice.

The gentleman who, the other day, ran away from home, without stopping to take his breath, is requested to fetch it as quickly as possible.


Fogged.

Cabman (who thinks he has been passing a line of linkmen). "Is this right for Paddington?"

Linkman. "'Course it is! First to the right and straight on. 'Aven't I told ye that three times already? Why, you've been drivin' round this square for the last 'arf hour!"