Lionel (to his rich uncle's coachman, who has driven him over to the station). "And look here, Sawyer, give the governor this accidental insurance ticket with my love. I haven't forgotten him, and if anything happens to me, there's a thousand pounds for him!"
"COMPLIMENTS OF THE SEASON"
Guest. "It's very kind of you to——"
Hosts. "Oh, we should not have felt comfortable unless we'd come with you, and—seen the last of you——"!!