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Railway Porter. "If you please, sir, was this your'n?"

A RAILWAY COLLUSION—A HINT TO STATION-MASTERS

Porter. "Now, then, Bill! are you off?"

Cab Ruffian. "No; what sort of fare is it?"

Porter. "Single gent, with small bag."

Ruffian. "Oh, he won't do! Can't yer find us a old lady and two little gals with lots o' boxes? I'm good for a pint!"