Three Railway Gauges.—Trains are made for the Broad Gauge, the Narrow Gauge, and the Lug-gage.
ZOOLOGY
Railway Porter (to old lady travelling with a menagerie of pets). "'Station-master say, mum, as cats is 'dogs,' and rabbits is 'dogs,' and so's parrots; but this ere 'tortis' is a insect, so there ain't no charge for it!"
LOGIC
Stout Party. "What! no room! Ain't that man just got out? If people can get out, people can get in!"