A NON-SEQUITUR

Affable Old Gentleman (who has half a minute to spare). "I suppose now, my boy, you take a good sum of money during the day?"

Shoeblack. "Yessur, 'cause lots o' gintleman, when they wants to ketch a train, gives me sixpence!"

[Old gent finds the sixpence, but in thinking over it afterwards, couldn't see the connection.


THE TWOPENNY TUBE

"Hi, guv'nor, there ain't no station named on this ticket!"