Lady. "Can I book through from here to Oban?"
Well-educated Clerk (correcting her). "Holborn, you mean. No; but you can book to Broad Street, and then take a 'bus!"
EPITAPH ON A LOCOMOTIVE.
By the sole survivor of a deplorable accident (no blame to be attached to any servants of the company)
Collisions four
Or five she bore,
The signals wor in vain;