Mariner. “Yo hoy, Bill, stand by! We’ll find a ’bacco shop alongside. Here’s the Scotsman!”
“IS IT GREEK?”
Foreigner. “’Say, mun, rax me owre the pourrie.”
Southerner. “I’m sorry—Je ne parle no French.”
Foreigner. “O, I beg ye’re paurdon—han’ me the cream-jug.”
[No—it is Scotch.