Mariner. “Yo hoy, Bill, stand by! We’ll find a ’bacco shop alongside. Here’s the Scotsman!”

“IS IT GREEK?”

Foreigner. “’Say, mun, rax me owre the pourrie.”

Southerner. “I’m sorry—Je ne parle no French.”

Foreigner. “O, I beg ye’re paurdon—han’ me the cream-jug.”

[No—it is Scotch.