UNSPEAKABLE SCOTS
Hear, Land o’ Cakes, and brither Scots,
Frae Maidenkirk to Johnnie Groats—
A chiel’s amang ye takin’ notes:
Behold his labours—
A volume padded weel wi’ “quotes”
Aboot his neighbours.
And wha should ken sae weel as he
What a’ oor fauts and failin’s be?