The Scot, says he, is dull and dour,

Aye jealous, greedy, jaundiced, sour,

A drucken, coarse, ill-mannered boor,

Wherein one traces

Nae sign o’ Crosland’s mental pow’r

And courtly graces.

We arena gleg, we Scottish folk:

We canna catch the witty stroke

That will a Surrey Ha’ provoke,

To lauchter shakin’,