Saunders. “’Sh-hamed! (Hic.) Na, na, ’m nae sae drunk as that comes t’! Ah ken varra weel what a’m aboot!!”

“SHOUTHER TO SHOUTHER!”

Obstinate Juryman (Licensed Victualler). “What! Gie a vardict agyen Mr. McLushy? Not if aw sit here a’ nicht! Aw’ll see ye a’ starved first! He’s one o’ the finest gen’lemen i’ the toon, an’ comes to ma billiard-table every nicht, and a’ nichts whiles!”

RIGS AWA’

FROM THE LAYS OF A LAZY MINSTREL

Haggis broo is bla’ and braw,

Kittle kail is a’ awa’;