THRIFT!
Mabel (who has just concluded a bargain for a fowl). “Then I’ll tell mother you’ll kill it and send it up to-night.”
Mrs. Macfarlane. “Na, na, I’ll no kill it till the morn. I’m thinkin’ it’s goin’ to lay an egg this evenin’!”
AN IRREVERENT SAXON
“My card, mon? I hanna got one! But I’d hae you to ken that I’m a Mackintosh!”
“You may be a Humbereller for all I knows, but my fare’s heighteenpence!”
