PRECAUTION
Donal’. “A’m sayin’, Tam, what for dae ye tak’ yir dram a’ at a’e mouthfu’?”
Tam (gravely). “Eh, Donal’, man, A ance had ma gless knockit ower!”
Alexander ab Alexandro.—(“It is stated that a Scotsman, at Greenock, is to have the honour of contributing a considerable portion of the machinery for the Suez Canal works.”) A Scotsman, of course. Who should understand the desert but Sandy?
A Scots Aunt who’s always on the Sofa.—Aunty-Macassar.