JUDGING BY APPEARANCES
Old Scots Wife. “Losh me! There’s a maun drenkin’ oot o’ twa boattles at ance!!”
[The old gentleman was trying his new binocular, a Christmas present to his nephew.
“A NARROW ESCAPE”
(FRAGMENT OVERHEARD THE OTHER DAY)
“Well, Lauchie, how are you?”
“Man, I’m wonderfu’ weel, considerin’.”