Scot (to Fellow-Traveller on Northern Railway). “May ah ausk what line ye’re en?”

Our Artist (who had undergone a wide cross-examination with complaisance). “Well—I’m—I’m a painter.”

Scot. “Man, that’s lucky! Ah deal i’ pents—an’ ah can sall ye white leed faur cheaper than ye can buy’t at ony o’ the shoaps.”

Artist. “Oh, but I use very little. A pound or so serves me over a year.”

Scot. “E——h, man! Ye maun be in a vera sma’ way o’ beezeness!!”

SONG OF A LONDON SCOT.

Baker, baker, strike awa’;

Ye’ll na gar me greet, mon.

Ken that I defy ye a’;

Though bread grow dear as meat, mon.