Visitor (to newly-married friend). “I was admiring your little carriage, Mrs. McLuckie, so——”
Mrs. McLuckie. “Oh, the brougham! Yes; you’ve no idea what a comfort I find it——”
Mr. McLuckie. “Oo aye! It’s gey handy! We’ve jist jobbit the cab for the coorse weather!!”
CAUTION
Host. “Just another wee drap ’fore you go——”
Guest. “Na, na, I’ll tak’ nae mair! I’m in a new lodgin’, and I’m no vera weel acquainted wi’ the stair!!”
