“BENEATH THE LOWEST DEEP”
Swell. “Ah, Port-ar, is this twain—ah—composed entirely of second-class cawwiages?!”
Glasgow Porter. “Na, na, man, there’s a wheen third-cless anes further forrit there!!”
At Redrufus Castle.—The Duchess of Stony Cross (to Mrs. MacShoddy, who is returning a duty call). The Duke has actually consented to be Mayor of Crankborough in succession to poor Mr. Slitt.
Mrs. MacShoddy. Well! that’ll be very nice for you! You’re sure to be invited to the Mansion House in London during the season!
A Scot on Sweet Sounds.—A’ music whatever is o’ Scottish origin an’ derivation. It a’ cam Sooth frae ayont the Tweed. A’ music just resolves itsel’ intil a meexture o’ Tweed-ledum an’ Tweedle-Dee—the Scottish Dee.
The oreeginal St. Cecilia was a Miss MacWhirter. She invented the Bagpipes.