“THE BAR-RD OF A-Y-VON!”
Member of the “Northern Shakspeare Society.” “Man, yon Wully Shakspeare maun hae been a maist extr’o’dinary pairson! Theer-r thengs cam’ entil his heid ’at wad never hae com’ ento mine!—NEVER!”
Scottish Waitress. “There’s a laddie doon the stair wa’antin’ tae see ’ye——”
Mossoo. “A lady! Mon Dieu! Say her to give herself the pain to sit down while I arrange my toilet.”
The “lady” in waiting.