Motto for Highland Pipers.—“Blow Gentle, Gaels.”
“Breaches of Decorum.”—A Highlander’s trousers.
Confession of a Whiskey Drinker.—“Scotland, with all thy faults, I love thy still.”
“AS ITHERS SEE US”
[“He is a Scotsman and therefore fundamentally inept.”—The Tiger.]
Ah, baist nae mair the bard o’ Ayr