Ane keeps yer butter, ane yer breid,

An’ yet a third yer braundy.

Noo here, gin ye be wantin’ oucht,

Boots, butcher’s meat or corn, man,

Shag, bonnets, breeks, they’ll a’ be boucht

Thegither in Kinghorn, man.

The fashions? Weel, ye ken, we saw

A wheen o’ giddy hussies

Paradin’ in their duddies braw

Upon the cars an’ ’busses.