COMMERCIAL INSTINCT
Dugald. “Did ye hear that Sawney McNab was ta’en up for stealin’ a coo?”
Donald. “Hoot, toot, the stipit bodie! Could he no bocht it an’ no paid for’t?”
SPORTIVE SONGS
(An enamoured Southron endeavours to address a Highland Damsel in her own tongue)
Yon sky is bonny blue, fair lass,
But you boast bluer een;