Div ye think I care a——Tam!

I am nae teetotal lamb!”

Ha, ha, the brewin’ o’t!

“Haud yer havers! Wha’s T. T.?

Ha, ha, the brewin’ o’t!

What! A Sober Scot like me?

Ha, ha, the brewin’ o’t!

I, my lad, like ither men,

Lo’e a drappie noo and then;

I am free at noon, ye ken.”