CATECHISM UNDER DIFFICULTIES
Free Kirk Elder (preparatory to presenting a tract). “My friend, do you know the chief end of man?”
Piper (innocently). “Na, I dinna mind the chune! Can ye no whustle it?”!!
Companion Sign to the “Welsh Harp.”—The “Scots Fiddle.”
Wut at Wimbledon.—A Scots volunteer, one of the knot of critics round the firing-point where the line-prizes were being shot for, on asking, with some contempt in his voice, “Whaur thae lads come frae?” and being told “Aldershot,” was heard to mutter, complacently. “Hech, sirs! Aulder shots sud be better shots I’m thinkin’!”