THE RULING PASSION

Little Girl. “Wull ye gie’s ha’pennies for this thripenny, for ma granny’s feared it’s no a gude ane?”

THE DECAY OF THE KILT

Mr. Briggs loquitur:

I am going down to Scotland, to the country of the kilt,

For a little salmon-stalking in a place they call Glen Tilt;

And as I always like to be a Roman when at Rome,

I’ve purchased the correct costume and it has just come home.