“What are the men making that noise there forward for?”

“Cleaning the engines, Sir.”

“Just tell them not to make such a row, keeping good Christians from their sleep at this time of night.”

“Ay, ay, Sir.”

(Disappearance of ghost; joke next morning,)

(Told by Arnold to Hodgson, June, 1884).

The great agnostic, usually most precise in his language, describes himself as a “good Christian”!


The very law which moulds a tear

And bids it trickle from its source,—