There are forty barrels with Shakespeare’s brand
Some five or six are abroach: the rest
Stand spigoted, fauceted. Try and test
What yourselves call best of the very best!
How comes it that still untouched they stand?
Why don’t you try tap, advance a stage
With the rest in cellarage?
For—see your cellarage!
There are four big butts of Milton’s brew,
How comes it you make old drips and drops