For your character’s totally lost,

And I’ve not sufficient for two!”

Anon.

This was taken from a poor collection of epigrams by C. S. Carey (1872), no author being given. Andrew Lang quoted it in his Presidential address to the Society for Psychical Research, and it was duly inscribed in the Proceedings. I, with some diffidence, follow an illustrious example.


I cannot say, in Eastern style,

Where’er she treads the pansy blows;

Nor call her eyes twin-stars, her smile

A sunbeam, and her mouth a rose.