Side by side, when came the hour for tea, we’d

Crunch the mottled shrimp and hairy prawn:—

Has she wedded some gigantic shrimper,

That sweet mite with whom I loved to play?

Is she girt with babes that whine and whimper,

That bright being who was always gay?

Yes—she has at least a dozen wee things!

Yes—I see her darning corduroys,

Scouring floors, and setting out the tea-things

For a howling herd of hungry boys