"You he'p her! Say, how would that look in all them swell places she's goin' to? W'y, she'll have a maid!"
"Like the headliners, Bert?"
"Sure!"
"A coon, Bert?"
"Sure! Like a li'l musical com'dy star."
"Honest?"
"Honest!"
"But, Bert, w'y can't I go, too?"
"Aw, now, say—w'y—w'y, you're too big!"
"What-ta y' mean, Bert?"