Bill. A speech, Toffy. A speech from our general.

All. Yes, a speech.

Sniggers. A speech.

The Toff. Well, get me some water. This whisky's too much for my head, and I must keep it clear till our friends are safe in the cellar.

Bill. Water? Yes, of course. Get him some water, Sniggers.

Sniggers. We don't use water here. Where shall I get it?

Bill. Outside in the garden. [Exit Sniggers.]

Albert. Here's to future!

Bill. Here's to Albert Thomas, Esquire.

Albert. And William Jones, Esquire. [Re-enter Sniggers, terrified.]