American. I smile.

Little Man. Oughtn't I to call him that?

German [abruptly]. Nein—Kellner.

American. Why, yes! Just "waiter." [The Englishwoman looks round her paper for a second. The Dutch Youth stops eating and laughs. The Little Man gazes from face to face and nurses his hat.]

Little Man. I didn't want to hurt his feelings.

German. Gott!

American. In my country we're vurry democratic—but that's quite a proposition.

Englishman [handling coffee-pot, to his wife]. More?

Englishwoman. No, thanks.

German [abruptly]. These fellows—if you treat them in this manner, at once they take liberties. You see, you will not get your beer. [As he speaks the Waiter returns, bringing the Little Man's beer, then retires.]