My Lodger.
By a Landlady.

Who chips my marble mantelpiece,

Drops on my “Brussels” spots of grease,

Deprives my tabby of his peace,

And more than once has kissed my niece?

My Lodger.

And who my balcony did fill

With an election posting-bill,

And spouted to a mob, until

The uproar really made me ill?