My Yot!

What makes me, in short, an egregious ass,

A bore, a butt, who, not caring a jot

For the sea, as a sea-king am seeking to pass?

My Yot!

Punch, August 28, 1880.

Your Friend.
By the Countess of Blessington.

Who borrows all your ready cash,

And with it cuts a mighty dash,